“Ramses giving Beetlejuice.” —Sam
“Him blaming there being too much space between their energies…okaaaay.” —Stephanie
“‘She would have carried that relationship’—no truer words!” —Anna
“Poor Marissa, him saying she’s basically too much is so brutal.” —Stephanie
“‘I’m well aware of the effects [birth control] has on a woman’s body’…Find that hard to believe, Ramses.” —Anna
Nick and Vanessa then take a break from our season 7 podsters to give us an update on season 4’s successful couple, Zack and Bliss, and their new baby, Gaileo. Cute! But then it’s on to Nick and Hannah.
“Okay, so I’ll admit I fast-forwarded so much of the Hannah and Nick relationship because I never bought into it, I just don’t know if I care now!” —Natasha
“‘I just say it like it is’ is never an excuse or reason for being mean.” —Anna
“She should have just been like, ‘Yes, I would have rode the duck.’” —Stephanie
“Hannah is not passing the vibe check once again.” —Jazmin
“Remember when Hannah’s brother basically was like, ‘Yeah, she sucks’?” —Anna
“I feel like she is not sorry at all for how rude she was to Nick.” —Stephanie
“I can’t believe she’s not gonna apologize. You can be direct and be nice?” —Jazmin
“She is not sorry, has learned nothing, is not working on herself.” —Anna
“They literally never liked each other.” —Natasha
“I genuinely think that Nick thought that the way Hannah treated him was normal.” —Sam
“He’s never really had a relationship, I don’t think.” —Anna
“Marissa having Hannah’s back! The cast is choosing sides!” —Sam
“This notebook thing is kinda feeling like Hannah needed something to take the heat off her.” —Anna
“She barely took a breath after her alleged apology before bringing up NotebookGate.” —Stephanie
“I mean, I didn’t feel like Nick acted like he wanted to be famous on the show?” —Jazmin
“Hannah is so frustrating, because she made me have sympathy for Nick, who is a ridiculous man.” —Anna
“Nick is baby.” —Sam
“Stephen looks like he’s in witness protection.” —Stephanie
“I’m so ready to move on from these two.” —Anna
